How to Achieve the Perfect Smile

I ponder the worth of cosmetic dentistry, and decide it needs to be addressed head on, or more likely, jaw on. Day one involved a delicate negotiation with my dentist Trevor. It seems there's two types, the quick, one-session-in-the-chair "Zoom", or the diy bleach kit at home.

We opt for the cheap one. Diedre the New Zealand hygienist, warns me agains bleaching the exposed roots. I take this all on board, and pay the exhorbitant fee.