13 December 2004

Many Hands make Light Teeth

I'm now questioning the product. Shouldn't I by now have Kelvinator White, guess who's mum's got a Whirlpool teeth? I've used up two whole syringes of the Excel caustic crap. It's hurting less, but shouldn't I be experiencing the total white bliss? Again an object lesson in expectations has been forced upon me, at the cost of $AU 462 GST inclusive. Perhaps my judgements should be made at the end, not in the middle, of the treatment. Perhaps I am 'pre judging' it.

Catherine keeps me on my toes, I feel her probing eyes scanning my beige incisors, checking for That Hollywood Look. I must remain natural.

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