A Tangible Result Part One

At last! Someone noticed my whitened teeth. Phillip noticed they were different. A confirmation that my caustic efforts are paying dividends. I have reached a poignant moment in the process, one where I need to decide - shall I continue down this lightened path? Shall I stop now and remain simply 'lighter'? Shall I become 'Kelvinator White'?
With whom do I align myself? Which teeth do I see myself eating with, smiling with? The reality tv contestants, the youngsters fresh from the cosmetic dentist, or the au natural?

I'll wait for the dulling effects of holiday red wines before I reconsider the bleaching process.

Catherine absolutely thrashed me in Scrabble.